The Infamous Goggle Tan...PART 3...

I finally got my acheivement or some proof of it. The bozone goggle tan has blessed my face with its defining features: huge coon eyes. A relative of the sunglass tan, that is most noticeable where the arms squeeze your face on their way to your ears, and leave the distinguishing white line on a landscapers dirty sunburnt/overtanned face. In a matter of two days on the slopes I was glistening with sweat and burning like a baked potato in the sun. (we had peanuts that looked identical to mini spuds) Hence the white eyes and red neck and nose.

Linn Corter and I teamed up to show the Lebanese how to get really tired really quick. You know she squeals when the snow gets deep?! Ha. "Who has two thumbs and likes _____, this guy!"

Infact, on that very lift ride, we were talking about how good the snow was. "If it gets any more orgasmic, Im gonna need a smoke afterward. Then I'll be ready for another go once I get ontop again!" That kinda talk makes me thirsty. That be naughty.