Sunday, October 08, 2006

Porn.....

I get an allotted amount of time to sit around and dream. My gas costs are paid and I have nowhere to drive. But I still think on two wheels and so 12oz curls. So all I think about is dirty porn. The kind that takes four strokes at a time to burn the weasel. Leaving a trench or a slick and tossing my shoe off at the same time. Bending the butterbars. Keep it forward and aggressive. Just keep dreaming....

Thats the KTM I was talking about. Thats my inner thigh massage. The burning. I still cant believe theres nothing to do here in Weatherturd. I mean for the love of all that holy, this shouldnt even be a resident villa. More of a hole in the ground. A dry hole with an age gap ten years or more on either side of my own. It makes for interesting reading though.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

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mmmm...dirty videos

Anonymous said...

Billing National Weather Setvice Monday October 9, 2006
SNOW...HEAVY AT TIMES...WILL CONTINUE THROUGH THE DAY. EARLY
REPORTS THIS MORNING INDICATE UP TO 12 INCHES HAD FALLEN
OVERNIGHT IN THE MOUNTAINS ABOVE RED LODGE. TOTAL ACCUMULATIONS
BY THE END OF THE DAY WILL RANGE FROM 10 TO 16 INCHES. THE
HEAVIEST AMOUNTS ARE EXPECTED TO BE OVER THE EAST FACING SLOPES
OF THE BEARTOOTH MOUNTAINS.
Yeah!