"Two drunken men misplaced their vehicle on East Tamarack Street Sunday. While they were looking for it, two 12-year-olds chased them up the street. The juveniles were warned by police, and the vehicle was located."
"A door was damaged on a Reese Creek Road home and a caller said a gopher definitely didn't do it."
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I found the motherlode... randomly it seems. At the same time I also found the best collection of fundamentalist quotes EVAR!!! Be aware it may load slow or not at all due to its popularity
"Everyone knows scientists insist on using complex terminology to make it harder for True Christians to refute their claims.
Deoxyribonucleic Acid, for example... sounds impressive, right? But have you ever seen what happens if you put something in acid? It dissolves! If we had all this acid in our cells, we'd all dissolve! So much for the Theory of Evolution, Check MATE!"
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My favorite from past Bozone police blotters was,
"A suspicious looking cow was reported on Durston Road. The caller did not know where the cow came from but was concerned that it could hurt someone. Police were unable to locate the elusive cow."
Poeple do to many drugs and start thinkng the animals are out to get them. It was a fun place to live!
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