Thursday, October 22, 2009

Oh My Gawd....WTF Version 19.7....

Finally Im getting somehwere. I think. Just balance and oil change and I think I might be on the road. Heres the 12 steps to drive yourself crazy in a single installment over the course of 1 week:

1. Break rim x 2
2. Order new rims
3. Recieve new rims, order new lug nuts
4. Swap tires at local shop, take home, leave out in rain
5. Cuss, invent tool to remove water from inside tires
6. Inflate tires with ether
7. Receive new lug nuts
8. Install new wheels on truck
9. Step back and gaze
10. Painfully remove stuck jackstands
11. Tighten lug nuts with wrong tool
12. Cuss a lot, go pack


Step 1

Note the nice long 2 inch crack in the middle of the four welds....

Step 5

Ingenuity = vacuum + tubes + wine bottle.
Suck for the WIN
Yeah, thats a clay pigeon thrower...

Step 6



Bobber taught me this trick down in Costa Rica, we actually used it a lot. Spray tons of ether in tire, light, enjoy! Ponder smell of burnt hair and find source on back of own hand...

Step 9

I likey!


Project Success due in part to: Eldorado Automotive, Eastside Custom Truck Parts and Fabrication, Brandsport Inc, Juan Valdez' Homebrew, Nitro and Tools, and Keith's Flaming Pallets!

4 comments:

G-Mapp said...

The amazingnes is truly amazing

Juan Valdez said...

fuckenA to Juan Homebrew. That schit is smoooooth....

Turfdraagster said...

... Smooove B!

lapunk said...

SOOOO SCHHHHWWWAAAEEEEET!

what kind of rims are those?