Wednesday, March 01, 2006

Remember what the Wise once said...

When I lived in New Zealand a bunch of things that were mysterious and odd happened on a daily occurance. If youve seen "Once Were Warriors", it documents the Maori and the English that lived together and the Maori culture lost in the new world. Suicide, drinking, drugs, rape... you know the story...

Comparison:
1. I was rescued from passing out on the railroad tracks by a nice blond girl, thus saving my life. A year previous, same spot a kid did the same thing, but wasnt saved...

2. A friend of mine was delivering papers in the early morning, and was witness to a suicide, almost identical to the scene in the movie.

3. The neighbor nurse liked to flash and moon Reto and I on our way to school, she was 40 something and gross. We cried the whole way there.

4. I saw a Maori kid try and beat up a skinny red headed english kid, punch him in th face ten times, and then get whupped with a series of 5 headlocked knees to the face...ouch.

5. We used to joke about sheep and velcro gloves and all that, even stole a sheep from a paddock, served it beer, and replaced it in its debauched state to our laughter. Funny until my friend's neighbor was arrested for molesting his own sheep in the barn...

This is not a sheep, but goats are close enough.

People are awesome.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Reto........i wounder if he became a pilot like he planned. many memories when i read his name.

Anonymous said...

Did you know that you can make anything from goats milk that you can from cows milk? moohaahaahaa

DragonShrine said...

Did you know that we can come up with fun in the name. Strap Ruoy Hcezc is backwords. But what if we mix them up a bit and you can tell Zoe she just made a... Crusty Crap Zoe. Yuck. Toodaloo all.