Incredible Edible People...

I just wanted to give a shout out to all the people and dogs and cats that I have been able to intereact with for the past 28 years, 1 month, and a handful of daze. I think its pretty important that YOU know how awesome you are. I know this blog is loaded with cheese and inuendos and a lot conversation that you dont know what to do with, but thats ok, because today is the day where YOU are being recognized as important.

That is unless youre the copper that put the ticket on my windshield for parking backwards in Red Lodge.... that was unnesassary and dumb, but I reckon youre ok.

So I sit here and think of all the good times and all the bad that werent that bad but made the good times better and stuff by the tree and the rock, you know which... And as most of you know, I come and go lsot in the act of breathing or living and can barely manage to plan a day ahead. Thats why I want to thank YOU. Because you planned for me. You decided what beer was the flavor of the evening. You paid for me, because I forgot my wallet in Germany. You are the UA employee who hand delivered my wallet to me on the flight about to take of because I left it on the last flight. You pulled me off the railroad tracks when I passed out. You told me stories when I had chicken pox and laughed at me when I had that full body rash only cured by by a bathtub of oatmeal, I still have a pox scar on my eyeball. You mentored me when I needed it and picked me up when I had fallen prey to myself. You fed me the grossest ramen noodles I have ever eaten in my entire life.

Paragraph two. You are the one with the WWII surplus of toothbrushes. I kicked YOUR ass once on Shogo online, and that was awesome. Speaking of, You introduced the idea of not watching TV, and books are so much more colorful, and the sensual scenes are whacked crazy. You made me laugh uncontrollably in gradeschool. You taught me religion and reintroduced me to myself in highschool. You said I didnt have to go to Oregon State anymore. You showed me the learning experience of depends as an adult on Halloween, and Ive run with it ever since. You told me the dirtiest joke I can remember, and I tell it every time I go rafting, along with the pirate joke, which I will love and cherish.

Basically everyone rocks. If you are the one who puts me in jail, you will cease rocking. But I dont think my life could have been as awesome as I think it is without the people that I think they are. Thanks for being.

YOU ARE AWESOME!!