Cock...

So with the rise in bird flu and its victims spreading far and farther, I have come to the decision to stop eating barely fried eggs. Apparently things that arent cooked can get you in the end and the best part of an egg is the uncooled yolky bits for dippin the buttery toast into. No more.

On another side of the bird is this image and its portrayal of good luck and is actually part of a festival that started hundreds of years ago in japan to recognise the threats of sexually transmitted diseases, specifically syphilis, throughout the country. It is a much better way of dealing with sexuality than hiding it in the closet.

Touch it, everybody wins here...