Death of an insect....

Sitting here at my desk pretending to work, I notice this huge fly. Hes on the screen, and its not a fly fly but a big bee. It does a couple of tricky manuevers to get me but I evade and duck and dive. I scan the room for weapons that wont punch out the screen that it perched apon, and alas, the head wrapping scarf thingie catches my eye. After too long trying to figure out how to twist it up like a wet towel, I move in for the strike. A couple of gigantic failures leaving fuzz on the screen and go for the rewrap. I rush in for the attack and the bee is quick and nimble missing my strikes like peanut butter misses toast. It moves over to the adjancent window and poises for another attack, as I do the same. One shot, a miss... but I startled it. I go it for another snap, whack. Now I cant find that little bastard...wtf? So I examine the scarf and notice a little bloody residue, aha, perhaps win? A little more inspection of the area and I notice on the sill its big thorax sitting lonely and disconnected...thats weird I think? Where the .... Then I see it, like a windshield on an RV, the windowframe comes into view. There splayed on the white paint, my adversary, completely annihlated like he was going 80mph and smeared on the smoothness.

Touche, that was cool. I now have no qualms that towel whips can really inflict serious damage.