Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Epicness....

Different from Loch Ness. Different from toe jam. Different from Godzilla. Pure Awesome.

If you havent figured out where the last two weekends were staged, then youre out of luck, becasue Im still not telling, even though the baby is in the bathwater, or dont throw the proof out with the pudding. Something like that?

This episode is called "Epicness" because if the pureness of epic that it is (metaphysically). I mean, Pipestone was fun. Maybe termed "Epic" at one time. But at no time did I feel all the things I felt here. Ive been tired. Stoked. Covered in mud, and unable to feel my hands. Cant breathe. Cant stand. Back hurts. But my butt doesnt? That was the part that made no sense.

6600 ft

After watching the helmet cam I realised I need to come back. But this here is a bit of mystery documentation. Mysterious place. Obvious documentation.

Under the same tree
where we left off last time...

At some point in the massive ride, I realized that my chest protector was really rubbing me the wrong way. It could have been the new morning garage workout was building my pecks, but I think it was the cool breeze. Either way Brian had to fashion me up some electrical tape pasties to protects my glass cutting gems.

We made it alive. Gnasty hill climbs and exhausting descents. I definitely feel I learned how to ride a bike that day, if not just a wee bit better.


Im gonna work on compiling some of this massive gopro footage and see if we cant get a sick amateur video of the trails up...stay tuned....

Life Above Lava....

A great place it is. And youre almost always there.

The night before we had to run Lava Falls on the Grand Canyon, we had to make some ritualistic homages or sacrifices, offerings you might call them. One of which was the "painting of the nails". That was early December. Now its almost May and the anthropological evidence is still there:


But just a scotsh....

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Exploratative....

So this last weekend turned out to be a total win. Brian, Sean(SOB) and I headed up into a river valley that I have always want to go to, since I heard about it in Costa Rica. Its in the Sierras.

Im just gonna have to the leave the name out for the safety and security of my recreating future, as this place kicks all ass and theres no one around. Theres a sick river (class III,IV,V,VI) thats super fun and super serious. Theres a bazillion trails for dirtbiking and the grassy rolling california granite hills look so beautiful to the hungover human eye.

We had a bit of a multi-challenge going on here. I suited up for some kayaking fun on a nice class IV stretch while B and SOB suited up for a sweet dirt exploration ride.

Some dork pretending he knows
how to do nose manuals

The kayaking was choice. The water was an expected lower flow that turned out to be tons of fun. Lots of blind horizon lines and mystery mini waterfalls amidst the plethora of bouldery choose-your-own-adventure routes. I smiled. Lots of scouting and Moose was nearly impaled by was moistened scimitar log poking out of the current. Scary.

I loaned my camera to SOB for their ride and from what I heard and saw, it was amazing and gnarly. Gotta love dirt.

Apparently there was a lot of trees down from the winter. They made it to the snow line too.

Unsynchronized flash blinding the masses as we drove in the canyon. I was fairly certain the Apostle (camper's name) was gonna get torn off by all the overhanging ledges we drove by.

Overall: a sick weekend in the sticks!

Loading and Unloading....

Continued from earlier....

So in the interim of loading all this stuff for Lester and Robin, he started to unload stuff on me and others as well. I was fortunate to get a home for the back of the truck and some bikes, and some lamps and tools as well. Sweet. Getting both those bikes in the camper was a total toe knuckle breaking experience as I had to literally lift one on top of the other, solo. And crush toes, as they were. (I need to stop wearing flipflops for everything)


Notice the yellow wall window thing over my shoulder? Well its not there anymore, along with a many other improvements and customizations. When I tried removing the bikes I tore a giant hole in the couch cushion so it prompted an Interior Design meet with Lacee. She pretty much designed the fabric layout in 5 minutes. It is a huge space to work with, I mean, seriously...

The Pile

So needless to be repetitive, Robin and Lester are awesome. I didnt have any pics of Robin so on my last day I rushed out to catch her before she left for work. The cool part is she drives a bus for some of the neighboring outdoor schools, and heckles kids at a whim. The roads she drives are all tight and curvy and would freak me out as I feel the Apocalypse barely fits. Stick a hand out the window and lose it. But such is the nature of kids. I heard some great stories too, like the time a kid completely lost it and started kidney punching and covering her face while she was driving the mountain roads. Yikes. She also drove with a cracked block for 20 miles at the suggestion of a mechanic. Lets just say that didnt turn out well.

So she has this half hour safety routine to do every morning before she drives. Mostly warming the engine up and repeatedly testing air brakes. I caught her at it. Very squeaky business.

The night before Robin made the most amazing handcrafted pizza with her own stone ground flour, some tomato sauce from the garden, and some moose a friend shot. Needles to say it was quite tasty. After that and a nice tour of the upper deck with included hot tub and Lester built redwood headboard/shelf we lowered some heavy stuff off the deck with his custom roof winch. We then headed down and enjoyed a major helping of some more home crafted straw-barb pie before I "rolled" out the door and into bed, fat and exhausted.

Sunday, April 04, 2010

Holy Hand Grenades....

So with the fall and rise of rain and rivers comes a new documentary chapter in the Parts Czeching. Over many a beers, Brian and I decided I should write more. I mean in LA with all the uberskilled peeps running around, why not. Besides, I have all the time in world. So this is the beginning of the next chapter. In between Ive been trying to learn how to spell, or type, or both.

I finally escaped from NM. Whew....

Next, my travels brought me to an interesting little youth camp deep in the redwoods just off the California coast. It was here that I managed to haphazardly met Lester (and Robin) while attempting to change the 4 gallons of oil on the Apocalypse.

You cant see it but theres a towing winch
built on the to the back of the cart!

A little background on Lester: Hes awesome, period. He used to be the camp's maintenance everything guy. Hes built the upper stories on the house he lives in now and the neighboring house. He has approx 5 antennas for his HAM radio communications, and he considers welding with a torch a form of art. He has an arc welder too. In fact he has everything. And all this everything I am trying to help load and move. And by everything I mean everything that he has been storing for the past 40 years.

I have been loading up pallets of old pipe fittings, 60 year old lumber and little blocks, and partially broken concrete tiles and snippets of wire and rusty cans of all variations of liquid toxins. Most of which are really good at removing paint or applying it. The funny part is he remembers everything's story, and if I ask (which I do) he'll tell whatever I want to know. Just like when I pulled a cardboard box off the shelf, I asked. He explained about how back when he met Robin he cut, split and sold a cord of wood with a hand saw, and used the money to buy a electric chainsaw (in the box) which he could then run off Robin's generator. Moments later he showed me the metal bands used to construct her geodesic dome. There was no tool for them so he didnt know whether he should keep em or not. So he did keep em, like the giant iron oxyacetylene pipe gun. Doesn't work anymore, but well bring it anyway.

Hes showed me his own photo album too. The time the bobcat rolled off a cliff and was caught by 3 trees. the time he rolled the 30 foot trailer on black ice and his son got mangled by the unrelease mechanism. the original pics of Robin, him and his oldest son in the 1938 Ford Flatbed. The same flatbed in the container that Ill be driving to Joe later this year.

Bobcat and Ford cab in the same photo, w00t!!
The same one that rolled off the road!

We dig into another pile of parts and chemicals aged by rust and acidic redwood duff and find dens and dead rats, liquids with undisclosed contents, and a bar that his son made so that Lester could attach a trailer to the xr250. The same bike that has been given to me for my help in the matter. Which brings us to why I might be needed here....

One day, asking about the condition of Lester's back, he responded about how he thinks it got to the injured condition it is today. Turns out he lifted 4 cast iron bathtubs and a lawn tractor to change the tire in a single day. He didnt get out of bed for 5 months after that. Now I do all the lifting of the 22 sets of tire chains. His rock collection from every camping trip ever. Random rusty pipes. Plastic mystery everything and a box who knows I dont wanna ask stuff.

A little crack in the morning?

So far through some free time and sweat equity I have inherited a camper and some motorcycles. So now I have a permanently moving home and some more bikes for Brian's garage. But theres much work to do, like pulling some antennas off the roof and tearing around in the bobcat which he gets to enjoy watching me enjoy learning how to drive. Weird that I haven't before. Piece of cake really.



We also get to enjoy air power-assisted fire waste management:


Finally I get to end the day with a beer and start a new one fresh with some eggs and coffee!