Egypto....

Made it. have come to find out theres no card reader in any of the computers at my availablity. Fine. No pictures. Its nice and kinda weird to be back here, almost 2 years later. Boy the flies have time. Stella and Sakkara still only get you to a certain point before total internal dehydration occurs. The pyramids havent moved, so thats nice. Everybody appologizes for the weather as yesterday in rained hard for 5 hours. Weird indeed. Leaving behind its legacy of nast-e-nast. The funk of wet in a shin deep concotion of foul. This is why everybody should throw their trash in the river, because it helps.

Time for sheesha, ciao

The Talon....

No Desire....

....to get a job after hooking this up. And remember folks, bailing wire is high tech and fashionably la mode right now. PS3 is obviously the way to go for HD, I now see the light, in 1080p.


With the construction moving along(the first set of windows is going in today), weve found the nests of the inhabitants previous the genocide. Turns out the whole garage was kinda infested, which makes me not feel so dumb about thinking I was hearing em run around, though I havent heard that noise in a while, tgif!

Related and weird, Amanda was doing some CDC research and found out that The Plague, is still around and is most prevelant in, you guessed it, my neighborhood! 2 points! Interesting?

Big Enough fer Now....

So in the process of building a sweet home theater, one must choose a TV. We chose a projector so our screen size was virtually unlimited. I figured a 92 incher would suffice, but then I had no idea it would actually be THAT big untill I put it together and compared with the old big screen:


Were temporarily setting everything up for enjoyment on Fri and then vamoosing to Egypt on Sun, via Denver. Everyone is welcome for a movie on Fri/Sat nights!!

Word to the bird!

The Goods are Here....

....and WOW!!

Bozeman Police Reports....

"A sick looking gopher was reported on West Main Street. The caller was concerned the animal might "jump out and eat someone." Police could not find the sick animal."


"Two drunken men misplaced their vehicle on East Tamarack Street Sunday. While they were looking for it, two 12-year-olds chased them up the street. The juveniles were warned by police, and the vehicle was located."


"A door was damaged on a Reese Creek Road home and a caller said a gopher definitely didn't do it."

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I found the motherlode... randomly it seems. At the same time I also found the best collection of fundamentalist quotes EVAR!!! Be aware it may load slow or not at all due to its popularity



"Everyone knows scientists insist on using complex terminology to make it harder for True Christians to refute their claims.

Deoxyribonucleic Acid, for example... sounds impressive, right? But have you ever seen what happens if you put something in acid? It dissolves! If we had all this acid in our cells, we'd all dissolve! So much for the Theory of Evolution, Check MATE!"

Quote of the Day....

"...you cant ride bikes if youre dead"

Carnage to the Umpth Degree....

I was wasting time goofing off like normal when the evidence presented itself. I was shocked. Horror. Screams of murder. I had to take a nap.

Allow me to present the facts against tying bikes to trailers....

It is TRUE that these DO look more like DEEP gouges than mere scratches. Its bc they ARE DEEP and painfull. The caliper, crank and fork stantion are the WORST. I need another nap.

Table Tennis Tuesdays....

Amid the blowing wind there has to be a place. A place of refuge. A place where all of my toys can call home. This place just received the benefit of new roof. And btw, all the motorcycles run, theyre itching for a breeze!


So with more packing there has to be a time deemed by the almighty for riding and sunshine with a little warmth attached. That would be nice bc Im fiending for a rooster tail!

Notice the skylight. As well the glass cubes in the one wall are getting relocated to the large wall opposite at top going all the way across. I thought of that. Im awesome. The stove pipe support box is hidden for now but everything is built in. And I swear that wicker furniture need to be disposed of....

Next Stop Egypt!!!!!

On Any Sunday....

So we were at the video store looking for some sweet vids to add to the collection, when I saw it. I had heard of it before, from dirt bike magazines and such but never really took much to it. I had to try it out.


Let me tell you the first one is absolutely awesome. Released in 1971, I have to say Im completely impressed with the style and quality of this production. II is gonna happen tonite!! Did I mention Hilarious? I should, bc it really is. They name styles of dismounts... if that isnt worth your time I dont know what is....?

NOTE: Were renaming Kona to 'The Whore' for obvious reasons....

Coffee with Badgers....

We have now have a confirmed whiteout. Better get another cup o joe.

Out with the Old and In with the New....

There I was JRA (ask Garrett) when it happened. Annually this happens. Im usually prepared for it, but this time I was not. Unhappy with things(job), I decided to make a change to accelerate my recovery.

Meet Officer Michaels:


It was time to shave the crooked beard and start on something else. Amanda cant stop laughing. I think Im gonna have to start wearing my piece around.

The annual breakdown starts with a typical large beard and a shaved head to the skin. Next is the giant goatee and then a lingering handlebar mustache. I just skipped the shit this year and went straight for the mustache and am currently trying to see how long I can keep before just completely losing my shit.

Politics....

"If we don’t watch our respective tails, the people are going to be running the government." - State Sen. Bill Craven (R-Ca.), on state initiatives

ASSHAT....

This is my new years vocabulary update along with many other things. Cold temps, frozen beards and frozen paws. The ditch contained Cadillacs and Expeditions strewn about the black ice. Framed garages and burning hot hearths. Liquid smoke and cold beverages of the tasty sort. The holidays have come and they've gone, like half of my firewood with some mystery asshat into the dawn. Too bad the lights were wired way too late.



And to finish off the photo dump, Kona is just not that smart all of the time....