If you were deep doodoo and an ambulance showeed up with the jaws of life or a cup of orange juice and I crawled out and came over to help, would you:
1. smile, because you know everything is going to be ok AND funny
2.scream, bc death awaits in the hands of this complete moron
3. pass out, bc high speed bicycle and parked car dodging has to be more fun than a separated shoulder, and try again tomorrow
Fact of the matter is my EMT training started yesterday. In fact my instructor is from Grand Island of all places. I ran. He ran. Escape. He told me some crazy stories though from the christmas season 8 years in a row. Por ejemplo, every year on christmas or the day after, someone walked in front of train in Grand Island. How weird is that. And then it takes like 4 miles for a train to stop. Cleanup, aisle four!!
On yet another tangent I found the rubber grommets for the motorcycle fairing. Sorry dad. And I put the old XR plates on the Kawa bc those plates fell off between REd Lodge and Absarokee. That sucked. I talked to a guy at the shop who said his pipe fell off and he stopped immediately. He looked for three hours and never found it... hes still concerned about how weird that is. But thanks to mom the XR plates are valid for another year and the title is on its way to RL for a permanent reregister.
So if I wasnt legal before, Im definately not still. Murphys Law is something else. The mental psycho double fake is also interesting, as well is just plain lying to ones self.
On the flip side....
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hope license found rl, my bad..... kool blog
Because o' the crazy gas prices I'm ridin' my XR to work here in Pocky. Not too good for the off-road tires but rubber is cheaper than gas. The bad thing is, or should I say the bad things are;
1. The MT plates expired in 2003
2. I have no insurance on it
3. No moto endorsement on my dl
Shit I might as well drink a bunch of beer and ride really fast through the school zone a few times and see how much trouble I could get into!
Get out your pants and long sleeve shirts, fall is finally here! I'm smelling some snowfall in the near future. Actually, I smell a Canadian front riding in on the jet stream about 96 hours from now! The peaks could get a little frosty this weekend. I don't think its time to offer sacrifices, by burning any equipment in a barrel yet, but the time is near!!
cheers
jp
Can I choose both A & B?
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