First, let me get some coffee.
Coffee, check. Shorts, check.
Yesterday and the day before I went kayaking, trying out my new purchase. Sweetness. I cant explain the joy I experience when I get back on the river. And the Rio Grande is very much like the Stillwater but its a little bit more technical with what seems to be extreme consequences. From the stories it sounds like people fall out of the boat with multiplicity and theres a camera shack for the photographers to shoot every single raft biting the dust. Apparently not many make it though. Pretty cool shite.
I cut the logs. Thats it. They reside in the same places. With a real chainsaw they only took 45 min to cut. Must upgrade. Must get job. Must not work at Hardees.
On the bright side, the Nissan isnt fixing itself as I trained it yet, but it hasnt run away either so thats good. I like how you have to hot wire it, and its really fucking loud. I mean to the earsplitting range, especially when you goose it. I guess thats what exhaust manifolds are for. hmmm.
So for today I have ....uh, nothing. I could go take Brians Yz for a spin. MAybe bake some bread. I could try and drill out some bolts on the Nissan. MTB ride anyone? Apply for more jobs....nah. I could cover myself in butter and run around this ultra conservative neighborhood naked. Speaking of, I wonder how we havent gotten kicked out yet? I mean Im always naked. Too many cars in the drive for a family of 14. Logs strewn everywhere and the naked chainsaw guy cussing and spilling fuel. Lots of big fires in the back porch. The 3 super loud motorcycles tearing up and down the road. I mean regular white trash. I speak for myself only.
Enjoying mechanics was my greatest downfall. Enjoying beer is right up there too. So now I see a Piece of Shit and say "I bet I could fix that up nice" or "I can make it run", add the beer part and I actually believe myself. The plans for the Nissan include a front end removal of sorts. I think the fenders should go away to make way for the 32s that will someday appear there. Doors? who needs em? Carpet B Gone, thanks to the mouse poo in every single imaginable location. Brakes? Questionable. The shifter comes completely off if you lift. I think the thing is a real winner. But it really needs a name. So if you want to come over and go for a spin in a couple weeks and help me name it, then so be it. It may be the first and last ride.
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so did you stay in your boat?
name ideas!
funkyjucker
Red Turf Bucket (R.T.B.)
NissannassiN (palindrome!)
Winner Mobile
Nogo69
Fix Me "Bicth"
You know, talking about mom's house that way could give her anxiety. Oh wait, she already has that. Nevermind. Keep the fires rolling.
I am so sure, YOU get to wander around naked all the time. Sheesh. Anyways, there is nothing wrong with wandering the neighborhood sans clothing. I mean what is the worse they could do, throw you in jail with some 300lb biker muscle bound fool named Nancy who wants to make you his bitch? Well, I guess you wouldn't have to worry about the yard anymore. :) See, I am so helpful.
Hmmm... name for a glorious joyride of a junk heap that is being held together by the meer dust motes it's covered in?
The quack-cause your crazy enough to drive it.
Craplinburgh-for obvious reasons
Mortis-cause it is a death trap
Tinker-cause your going to be doing a lot of that, it rhymes with stinker (which it is), and for manders it's cute suddenly when it gets shortened to Tink.
Hey, thats my Pandora's box full of crisco soaked tortilla chips. Take care my brother.
Craplinburgh certainly gets a pile of awards. A giant flame ball of death but once viewed as THE object of all desires. Maybe not quite?
Like the palindrome we could call it the Nissassin, bc its gonna murder something if it gets above 40mph.
Most likesly its gonna be the Nogo, and I doubt theres gonna be any sex in it, unless you want the hantivirus.
i think we're fuxored...
see?
http://www.cdc.gov/ncidod/diseases/hanta/hps/index.htm
who knew the pathfinder would kill us both indirectly. the time i've spent recently avoiding it has obviously not paid off...better re-think things...redneck...
*cough*sniffle*
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