Meet Officer Michaels:
It was time to shave the crooked beard and start on something else. Amanda cant stop laughing. I think Im gonna have to start wearing my piece around.The annual breakdown starts with a typical large beard and a shaved head to the skin. Next is the giant goatee and then a lingering handlebar mustache. I just skipped the shit this year and went straight for the mustache and am currently trying to see how long I can keep before just completely losing my shit.
5 comments:
Nice
You forgot the step wher the beard goes to lamb chops!
Amanda cant stop laughing
...Neither can I!
Though I have to agree, lamb chops were my favorite step. Though "Keith's evil twin" is always fun.
Oh yes the dreaded JRA, well you are looking dam sexy but don't plan on spending much time in front of elementary schools! I will say you need a sweet pair of aviator glasses to finish off the look maybe even a stained wife beater would top it off. and if I may I believe the proper order is Beard..chops with stash and goat...beer...handle bar...beer....Hitler mustache...sole patch...beer...naked....floor.
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