So far 2009 has sucked. I decided to alter my jaded opinion of the matter and see how funny these dumb happenings can be. You decide, or make your own additions:
9. Selling the 4Runner, some asshat offers me $750 (posted for $3600)
8. Upon modifying the kegerator for a stout with 40+ psi, I open the faucet for the first time, soaking my entire frontal crotch area.
7. I decide to sell the "Beaver", sad day
6. AutoCAD classes (2-4) get canceled due to lack of enrollment. Unfortunately no one can register for session 2 till we pass 1, which were still in when we get the news that its canceled. Pissed off.
5. Miss an appointment at CSU because the truck breaks a stabilizer bar and death wobbles all over the road upon meeting railroad tracks. Try and fix it, and fubar the steering on accident. Leave Nebraska 3 days late.
4. Find out I didnt get my dream job with the BLM because a retired asthmatic overweight vet whos never been on the river got the job with 10 preference point while I have a perfect resume and 0 points.
3. All six containers of milk I have bought since January have expired before I could use any of it.
2. My first day of rafting for the season: 40 degrees and snowing/raining, windy....
1. Apply for an extension to get my tax refund.
2 comments:
Take the $750 and move yo ass to Los Angeles foo!
da da da....debt
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