Monday, October 06, 2008

Not Enough Proof....

What Im about to tell you is fact. Though it may not seem so, its true.

A very brisk morning, to the point of considering wearing the bed until things warm up. Two full days of rain and the air temperature seems to cut right through you. Need Fire. I spark up the coffee maker and head outside for some logs. The gate is swollen sticky from the moisture, but reluctantly squeaks open. Two slow steps later I see a little movement from just beyond the trailer. A tail. A giant puffy white/grey tail. This may be the largest bunny I have ever seen, I think to myself. 2 more steps and I find out that my large bunny is indeed a giant bobcat. Bigger than any other I have ever seen. It looks at me and hides behind the pathflunder while I try and snap a camera phone pic. I am dumb. It disappears behind the wood pile never to be seen again. I need a cup of coffee.

Post Event Thoughts:
- that could have been 2 dead dogs
-must've weighed 150lbs
-looks a little different than my friends pixie-bob
-that thing was gone in stealth with a quickness
-need more coffee, that was rad

EDIT: PROOF....

Look, Left of the rear bumper. Grey CAT!!!! Apparently the guys at the bar said it might weigh at max 40 lbs. Could be? Unfortuneatly the pic leads the viewer to believe tha cat is smaller than it actually was, kinda like fishing.

3 comments:

Daniel said...

From the internets:
"A bobcat has been documented leaping 18 feet vertically and 45 feet horizontally. Larger bobcats or mountain lions can carry a 200lb deer in it's mouth and still climb or jump to a six foot branch."

Guess what else weighs 200lbs or less? YOU!

Turfdraagster said...

Be Careful....

Anonymous said...

thats like one of those bigfoot photos!!! They are always low quality, far away and partially photoshopped! come ON! The photo isn't any higher res than THAT!!!???? JIMINEY CHRISTMAS!

You should have wraaastled it.