Thursday, December 22, 2005

Driving me CRAZY....

I found this on craigslist and it is quite possibly the funniest thing today. And I'm going mad trying to figure out what it is that I'm looking at. FSA. It goes like this...




A rocketship? A submarine? A sea horse? Regardless of what the real shape of this cookie-cutter is, it stamps out some pretty damned fine sugar cookies. Other suggestions for the shape include a woman's shoe, a pregnant whale, an airplane, and a shark. But honestly, we aren't convinced by any of these. So submit your own suggestion, and if we think you've figured it out, this superbly crafted copper cookie-cutter is yours! It's possible that a few extra bends have been introduced to the original shape, but close inspection reveals that it looks pretty deliberate.



Hand a batch of these fresh-baked cookies to some precious ankle-biters, and the kiddies will have a great time using their imaginations to decorate the mystery shapes. Just the cure for a world where the television has supplanted old fashioned creativity. Guess the shape and it's yours! Pick-up is available between Davis and Porter Square in Somerville. (Fresh baked mystery cookies not included.)


What the hell is it. I'm guessing its something gross...

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

No question about it.....it is a full grown minnow found only on the south side of New Guina, 30 feet from shore in water that is 34 inchs deep. They are very tasty if eaten with a McDonalds, however there are no McDonalds found in that arena of the world(thank heaven) therefore they multiply rapidly because no one can eat them. Preganet mothers hatch 4,000 every 2 weeks and will soon over take the souther oceans in the year 2090 in May around the 3rd of the month. There name is issssas! Any others problems of life let me know!

Anonymous said...

it's the sperm of a sperm whale!

Anonymous said...

vibrator. no question about it.

Turfdraagster said...

you know I thought it was a clown shoe with spurs...but I could be wrong?

Merry Christmas to all!!

Anonymous said...

it's Jenny's increpid left pinky toe...i'm serious...that thing is hanus


i'd really think twice about hooking up with her in the near future...