I’ve come down with the sniffles once again. Thanks to the air quality provided by the burning of the rice fields. Anyway, I mentioned a rainy Turkish getaway. And I also mentioned a taxi story. That shall come tomorrow. Just wait. It rained in turkey. And the birds at breaky wanted some of that fake food that foreigners apparently love. But not this foreigner. And I don’t like the band “Foreigner“ either. The only thing edible is the bread and butter and you have to pay extra for the fresh OJ, or you can drink over sweetened Tang. WDF? But it was a great trip. Just need to go prepared for drinking in Taksim Square where the wine flows like beer and the women flock like the salmon of Capistrano.
For tomorrow’s essay, I have accepted a personal account of misconduct whilst in a cab. As well make note that if you wear headphones and wander in the big city to pay attention to your surroundings. One might miss the neural attack from a taxi’s honk thingy, because it’s not a horn, but way worse, and nearly get run over in multiplicity. Remember the end of naked gun when OJ falls from his wheelchair in the stadium and gets run over by a cement truck and a marching band and steam roller. That’s bad; don’t let it happen to you.
This birdy seems unassuming. When he opens his mouth I bet I could fit my foot in there. He reminds me of the birds in Finding Nemo.
The question of the day…. I should see a good recent movie, what should it be? I thought the new Harry Potter was just ok. The dragon on the roof scene made it. Action of course. No Beaches or girly flicks. Let the comment be yours. And don’t be anonymous; we need good handles out there!
2 comments:
Thanks son i needed that! I was having withdrawals from lack of foreign humor! Tang can be refreshing if you use two spoon full and not one so offer to pay extra. NO idea about rice in Turkey da. Snow here today and 5 degrees so am scared to go outside for one can freeze to death while going to the garage to get into a cold car so will be staying in the house for the day. Thanks again for your verbage really enjoyed and will look forward to the taxi saga!
Nice post Kermit. Thanks for the movie suggestion. ?
There's only one movie to see. It's SIN CITY. It's coming to you with a cord you can use for your computer, or for giving punishment - you pick.
I think my parrot has bird flu. He used to say 'I want a cracker', now he says 'I'm bleeding out of my ass'.
Good times.
Hugs and Herpes.
-Uncle D
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