Death Hike...

So I'm off for the Death Hike across the Sinai Penninsula today. 6 days of wanderings in mountainous desert. daily highs of 110 and lows of 20. That super mixture of extremes that my skin loves. I already ache for a beer.

Apparently they have wild cats out here. The last sighting was something like ten years ago. The next sighting will be Monday, I know it.

We got a floater!

So Mom and I went for a cruise on the River Nile, a section in Upper Egypt called Lake Nasr that is the largest man-made water body on the surface of the earth. I don’t think it’s that big but what do I know….nothing, obviously.

Lake Nasr had some 28 ancient Egyptian temples buries by the new lake and all but one of them was cut up and resurrected to higher ground back in the 60’s and 70’s by UNESCO an saved. WOW! For Abu Simbel, they cut up the entire hill and moved it 80 meters up the mountain and rebuilt it. I saw the movie. I got the t-shirt. The movie was horrible. I lost the shirt.

The place was great, although there was something different about everything. The boat we were on…something funny was about the ship. And I was eating and sleeping like it was going out of style. Then I came back to take a nap and saw stuff like this…

It was great! And the temples and they’re thousands of years old colors and sculptures were mind blowing. Oh, and I had dinner with the British Ambassador as well. I got to invite my mom because I was friends with the ambassador’s kids…that’s my story…and I’m sticking with it.

I have more photos but they’re on the ambassador’s camera so I have to wait for an email….

Anyways...Happy Christmas and Merry New Year! May the force be with you!

Driving me CRAZY....

I found this on craigslist and it is quite possibly the funniest thing today. And I'm going mad trying to figure out what it is that I'm looking at. FSA. It goes like this...

A rocketship? A submarine? A sea horse? Regardless of what the real shape of this cookie-cutter is, it stamps out some pretty damned fine sugar cookies. Other suggestions for the shape include a woman's shoe, a pregnant whale, an airplane, and a shark. But honestly, we aren't convinced by any of these. So submit your own suggestion, and if we think you've figured it out, this superbly crafted copper cookie-cutter is yours! It's possible that a few extra bends have been introduced to the original shape, but close inspection reveals that it looks pretty deliberate.

Hand a batch of these fresh-baked cookies to some precious ankle-biters, and the kiddies will have a great time using their imaginations to decorate the mystery shapes. Just the cure for a world where the television has supplanted old fashioned creativity. Guess the shape and it's yours! Pick-up is available between Davis and Porter Square in Somerville. (Fresh baked mystery cookies not included.)

What the hell is it. I'm guessing its something gross...

It's True....

They have fruits and vegetables here....

And old vintage cars too....

And big hats....

As you might tell, I'm quite bored. And as much as I hate to say it, it's firggin cold out and like usual I have forgotten the essentials to keep myself warm... actually we've run out of vodka. So I have switched to coffee and Dial-up internet. And I just had the last cup of Dial-up...

It may very well be The Time....

I really want to gabber about some political issues and the whatnot of the whowhere... The only issue is if this might be seen as a real turn off or what? And the only way to know is to ask. So thats what I'm doing.

I'm supposed to be classifying right now. But I'm thinking about the state of the union and pretty much the states of all unions around the world. The US is rapidly making decisions to remove itself from the #1 spot and I think its a lot easier to see the problem from the outside. Everyone is very much sedated by the American theme. Like a drug, it is accepted and then people wander off and think about things that they want to think about, like a new TV or car. Well, being a very material country is one thing, being lazy is another, and thinking that you only have two choices of bad or worse is another. None of the above are a good reason for the failure to grasp onto YOUR world.

Now I'm gonna go eat some American Oreos, because they're good.

....Or Things Sought...

Yeah, when you travel in space, these little buggers are everywhere...

They stick to the console and your face if yer slow...

But if you catch one, it'll be great in yer fruit stew and tasty beverage!!

Hitchhiker's Guide to....

After many long days in the craft called "my van" I got a chance to get out and breathe and take in some ot the local "sights" of Park City Montana. As you can see, space travel does strange things to the mind of the hungry space traveler....

The Ultimate in Cheese....

This just made me think about how I need to get that photo of the ultimate Frisbee team from that guy.

Anyway I made this last night, and you can see how my artistic skill has developed, the dramatic portrayal of the two characters and their search for deeper intrinsic meaning on the canvas of life. In this instance it would be the canvas of a cheap ass pixilated program called Paint.

No, no, it’s the one on the left is looking for worms and the one up top is dancing for rain, because we all know that fishing is better right before the rains.

Or, where did all these bugs come from? With the traumatic struggle for existence within the realm a bug infested world. Inspired by the friggin bugs in my face right now.

What do you think is going on here? There’s already enough cheese so make it good!

Enjoy!

NSFW....

This is not safe for work unless you work at the Zoo, are a Vet, Wildlife Biologist or a Porn site manager, the really dirty one.




Um...so I'm gonna put some space here for you to have some time to navigate somewheres else until the coast is clear. No Bosses, or over-the-shoulder lookers.





This image was from Jordan when we went to Petra. There was ass everywhere. Its not much of a third leg as much as a tummy scratcher. For those hard to reach spots. And why not, there is no use for the thing anymore after the higher power in the genetics department decided that it shoots blanks. That sucks.





Oh, and that isn't me either, I would never incriminate myself like that. Really...I swear.





And I'm a liar too.

Well, was it good for you? Because I had a great time!

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She claims that it's not, but I thought that was Amy Walner Drake on the far right. So who is that?

Remember when...

I used to have long hair, dreadlocks, a big beard, wear shorts all the time, and flip-flops, which I still do. I have the classic ankle high jesus creepers on in this one, similar to a roman guard sandal, and I still get crap for that.

This is 401 College. Bozeman Montana. Awesome.

L to R: Brian, Brett, me, Doug...and thats Doug's 'Scort in the drive with Brian's Cherokee. And this wouldn't be official without the Brahma bars on the bike.

Top of the Morning to Ya!

So last night walking around the secret city at 2:30 in the am, I spied this creature loking in the shadows and scoping the turf. Looks good to me. And then I just missed my chance to photo a weasel…but they’re damn fast and I was half asleep…so, uh, I didn’t get it.

Is this working?

This is what I think Im working on....and, uh, I think its working, yeah. I finished my first image the other day and am now working on the Sinai Penninsula that is four images. Yes...

I'm getting freaked out. It's late in the night and the Stanton Warriors are keeping me real. I've gotta coke in me belly and working on another. Can't drink beer as I'm on antibiotics...that sucks. And I should go to bed but this image is taking forever to upload. Darn...

Ok it's not working and I don't give two rats' asses. Can you imagine a mouse riding a mule? Uh, nevermind...

Night at the Roxbury…

Not really, but probably more expensive. Here’s how it went down:

I get a call that a friend of mine wants me to get the tickets for a party, I forgot and thought the party was the previous weekend, so I got the tickets and am all excited to go party.

This is where the story gets long and longer…

Blah Blah….So the party takes place at this joint called Latex that’s underneath the Nile Hilton. It’s supposed to be fancy and crowded with Cairo’s rich and retarded. You know the type…lots of money but not smart enough to hold a decent conversation. Well this night was a little different, it was a private party. Lots of the same but more friends of friends of friends which made the crowd more interesting.

So I had a beer at home. Met some of the team and had another at the bar. Decided that for a crowded dance party shoes are better for toe longevity than flip-flops, so Guy and I headed over to my pad for a drink and shoes.

Making it over to the party, I was really ready for that drink at the bar at the party, the one that makes the party a reality. Well the drinks weren’t included in this private party. That’s ok with me. Everything here is fairly cheap of not a complete near giveaway. So I order me up a nice whiskey on the rocks, and the bastard gives me a drink that looks like ice with melted ice….

So I ask him to make it a double and he does, and I sip it while he readies the bill. I then read this so called bill and put down my 50 LE for what I read as a 38 LE drink. Normally the whiskies are about 15 to 20 LE for a shot so a double at 38 is ok but maybe a little steep…I thought. Well the barkeep, the bastard, as I’m trying to drink and be happy, asks for more. I reread the bill to say 88 LE. I mean WTF!!? A beer at the store is 5 LE, a beer at the bar is 12 LE, a bottle of Jameson (the good shit) is only 100 LE and the dork charges me 88. I wanted to kill. I suddenly felt how sober I was (to become), as I couldn’t afford another drink at all. The dude just stole all my money for the evening.

Pissed off I was determined make some fun times out on the dance floor, similar to other evenings in the recent past. There was a girl I knew there, so I asked her to tear up the floor with me…and when we got out there I found out just how boring she really was. BORING…. After that, and trying to speak some Spanish, I left, in a high speed pursuit of lost dreams or something in a real nice BMW.

Happy to be in bed. Not happy about that bar, AT ALL!!! Violated I was. Dammit.

the image is from exploding dog

Haircut and a Map....

So I got a haircut 5 minutes ago. Gotta tell that mom is pretty good at cutting hair but not at missing ears. Ha. I also found a dr pepper here, and it tastes sooooooo good. I think it’s real?

So I have found out through weird and interesting ways that to be a member of the national (USA) or international geographers that do cool things, that you need to have studied from a school in Montana. I was asking to purchase satellite images from a guy in DC that works for Earth Sat and his name was familiar…and I went to MSU with him. The Professor that I am assisting write a GIS manual for American University in Cairo Is from University of Montana. I’m from Montana State. That’s cool. Montana is cool. And mapping is cool, and beer is cool.

I had my first beer, since I’ve been sick, last night at this Argentinean steak house tucked away from the crowds. Really, I was one of four people there all night. The steak was good, big and the sauce full of pepper corns entero. And they would crunch in your teeth and explode a spice bomb in your mouth. Swallow! Swallow! You just gotta get that piece of meat down the hatch so that the beer can flow. And it did. And then I went to bed.

Now I’m playing on the dialup internet. Soooo slow. The taxi story needed edits, so I am. I bet I won’t and will just post it again the same way. Yeah, that sounds good. And for all of those who are interested in Costa Rica, I’m thinking about busting about a map of the joint, as if I have time to. So Ill post that some time too. And now its time to nap, because it’s the weekend. And I feel great about that.

There’s a big party tonight. I can’t wait. Just follow the White Rabbit….

Name the flag, it's from ___________?

Eew......?!

Yeah, five minutes ago, my sense of smell was violated by something ghastly and gross.

The epitome of gnar.

Then, in avoidance of the funk I was diverted towards and almost into the puddle of no return. Named so because of the toxic qualities and dead geese near its surface. Not on the surface, just near.

Except for the geese, its pretty true.

Last Summer...

As I was saying, last summer I drove a lot. I made the annual tri-state trip between Santa Fe, Bozeman and Lincoln. Whoa, is that a long trip from Western MT to Eastern NE. But I have a sweet 1980's vintage toyota van. If you see it down by the river, be scared, very scared.

I-80 sucks. Too many cops, too many miles, not enough gas, and not enough sheep. Or sleep, as I always have a hangover. Last time Joe and I saw probably about a thousand sheep on the side of the road, and then the jokes started flowing.

Just when I need meds that have psuedoephedrine, for my head cold, which sucks, maybe from a brand that usually has the magic ingredient, like Sudafed, I see the yellow box on the cover. Now I know why this shit isn't working....

Look at the Birdy... and the Turkish Coast

I’ve come down with the sniffles once again. Thanks to the air quality provided by the burning of the rice fields. Anyway, I mentioned a rainy Turkish getaway. And I also mentioned a taxi story. That shall come tomorrow. Just wait. It rained in turkey. And the birds at breaky wanted some of that fake food that foreigners apparently love. But not this foreigner. And I don’t like the band “Foreigner“ either. The only thing edible is the bread and butter and you have to pay extra for the fresh OJ, or you can drink over sweetened Tang. WDF? But it was a great trip. Just need to go prepared for drinking in Taksim Square where the wine flows like beer and the women flock like the salmon of Capistrano.

For tomorrow’s essay, I have accepted a personal account of misconduct whilst in a cab. As well make note that if you wear headphones and wander in the big city to pay attention to your surroundings. One might miss the neural attack from a taxi’s honk thingy, because it’s not a horn, but way worse, and nearly get run over in multiplicity. Remember the end of naked gun when OJ falls from his wheelchair in the stadium and gets run over by a cement truck and a marching band and steam roller. That’s bad; don’t let it happen to you.

This birdy seems unassuming. When he opens his mouth I bet I could fit my foot in there. He reminds me of the birds in Finding Nemo.

The question of the day…. I should see a good recent movie, what should it be? I thought the new Harry Potter was just ok. The dragon on the roof scene made it. Action of course. No Beaches or girly flicks. Let the comment be yours. And don’t be anonymous; we need good handles out there!

Sold my Soul for an iPod...

So I have to go to work. And I have to wear I tie to get the job where I have to complain about going to, because everybody else does. Its not bad, Infact its really fun and really challenging. I’m meeting with a cool guy from DC later to discuss the options within his group, CYM, that are starting projects all over the place. This is a great opportunity to venture farther east teaching kids how to take control of their community and make it happen. Anyway I had to wear a tie. I don’t like ties or dressing up. And the tie selection here is gawd-aweful. I’ve never seen so many pieces of fabric that should be burned. So I bought one and wore it and felt really smart for a couple of hours, got home, took it off, and returned to my normal mental state and had a beer. I wore a tie. I also own, not one, but two mobile phones. Shit.

...Hot Damn

Or you can teach those children how to read and write.
This is off the water cooler in the kitchen.

The "Jump to Conclusions" Mat

Wandering…

I picked this up in Maadi…I think it’s a fantastic image of the daily life here. If you get tired, sleep. If it’s really bright out, put a box on yer head.

I think the green tarp is usually used for praying on…and I have made a lot of Muslims disappointed when I’m near these things. It’s funny because I don’t notice things on the floor in the middle of Radio Shack, until the guard taps me on the shoulder and asks me to stop desecrating his prayer mat. Infidel! I thought it was carpet? Or the floor? Geez, if it’s that important why is in front of the cool stereos, and on the floor? Meanwhile, back at the ranch… At one of the projects I work for, when its prayer time, the men go to the hallway or roof to pray. The ladies pray at a different time and do so in the consultants office where I am plugging away, completely unaware of my surroundings. Every time I’m there I notice men leaving and the ladies coming in…and so I keep working, until one of the girls asks me if they could pray. This happens everyday. I don’t know why I can’t figure it out. Its gonna happen tomorrow too. Yippee!

So this is the new imagery from the phone that I jimmied off. You will see more and more of this low-fi perception. Judge it lightly, or buy me a camera.

Phallic Turkey

So is this really nesessary? If you have a bad name and a good company dont do this with your company icon. I saw this right away in the elevator on the way up to our room in the hotel in Istanbul. It rained...a lot. And the friggin taxis will pay for their crimes against humanity...I'll make sure. I working on a multi-taxi-hate-session right now so maybe this evening the goods will flow. And thou shalt be reprieved.

From my Ass...

So I finally fixed the stupid comments section that no one was commenting about. I was about to get mad at somebody else for it, but it was my fault for sure.
And I removed the duplicate turkey.
And Ive been working all day and havent got a single thing to show for it. I found out that a lot of my data was messed up, so I had to rerender it, taking hours, and then the mosquitos decided to come in and say hi.
Now the music is glitching and Arcview is running slow. I also backed up most of the lappy due to a series of viral failures in the neighborhood.
The new 200 GB external drive is still empty and warm. My beer is almost empty and warm.
And I had the craziest dream the other night. If your a good dream analyst write me because it was that good!

I havent blown anything up yet... and thats boring.

Montana, Egypt is where "the goods" are!!

This comes from the street outside an Italian coffee shop in Cairo. Yes, that says Montana. And it also says Montana in the Arabic to the upper right. I have no idea what the product or the company is. So if you know, let me know so that we can all be in the know, you know?

Turkey sandwich food-coma and the excess consumption of bread rolls and butter. I also heard that the New Zealand All Blacks won against England and will go to defeat the Aussies for the champ. That’ll be good. Did you know I used to live in the land of the kiwis? I never want to hear another sheep joke again, unless it’s really good. That was the place I learned about mowing the lawn in the summer heat and having a beer afterwards and falling asleep in the couch. Oh and spilling the beer all over myself, that was a great surprise.

Cheers matey!

Turkey Turkey Day

So last night we had Thanksgiving night…early. I could show the turkey or the gang or the whole table setup or whatever. But I'm not. I’m showing the friggin mashed potatoes. They rocked. I should show the stuffing but I don’t have photo of em. Infact we al know that everything is just a vessel for the stuffing. I loved the stuffing.

Anyway we can’t have the normal date of turkey day because we’ll be in Turkey. Ha. And everyone else is everywhere else.

I’m getting worried about the snow for this year. We were looking for football for the celebration to make it kinda normal like it used to be but we found ESPN instead or something like it, and watched the Winter Extreme Games and some homies from Montana tear up the slopes. I was really jealous. I almost wet my pants. So instead, in my excitement I drank and laughed to some really bad jokes. No, seriously, really bad jokes.

View from Space...and My Job

So here we have a little look into my world of disguised statistics. The screen shot is from today when I got really bored and frustrated. This is a comparison of four images that are completely different, but all of the same place.

First off this is a Landsat 7 ETM+ image. The bottom right image is represented in near true color, so that’s what the little islands off the Saudi coast in the Red Sea actually look like. This image has been resolution merged with the other 7 bands to spatially enhance it, meaning that the original pixel was about 30m across and is now four 15m pixels, respectively.

The bottom left image is an unsupervised classification of the same, producing a thematic visual, each color represents a similar reflectance value throughout the electromagnetic spectrum. Obviously water is a teal color, shallow water or submarine mud is greenish red is some type of dry surface.

The top right is a Hydrothermal Index or band ratio. Essentially multiplying and dividing one band against another. This shows a clear difference between water and non-water, or black and not black, and radiant bodies which are colored.

The top left and last one is a Principal Components Analysis rendering of the same place. This is a method of compression which reduces the redundant data and brings out the uncorrelated information. The first band or Principal Component represents Intensity, or brightness of the scene. Water is not very bright and actually a great absorber as in the image it is very dark in the blue, PC-1. I think the red might have something to do with either sediment or depth, because the depth increases to the lower section and so does the redness. But it might be a simple change in brightness as well after looking at the original.

I am way behind in my actual work, so peace out, like rainbow trout!

Remember....

I remember when I used to say: "Suck it Trebek"

We used to watch SNL Jeopardy and laugh. Then I moved to Costa Rica...and the phrase turned to "Chupalo Trebek".

Great like Bananas

The Clean Sweep 2005

It was theme night...and we swept people off their feet with our get-ups. Yeah, we were street sweepers. Maybe the most under-noticed sect of the egyptian working force. As I write this I cant see the keyboard very well. Computer monitors hate me. So do my eyes. It must be the hangover. Yeah, I am feeling "real dry" (spoken with a Rah-Rah Mississippi accent) inside.

To bring acknowledgement to these reorganisers, the ones that move trash and dust from underneath one to the next, from this side of the street to that, we became them. I was off duty and thirsty. So was the rest of the crew on my street so we gathered in uniform and had a drink or ten and went to the bar, where to our surprise, the Marriott was unprepared for the Sheraton cleaning crew to make an appearance. It was fantastic, and the karoke singers sucked, but they always suck, and bad. Unless its a wedding, theres at least one person who is awesome.

And then we found a motorcycle with four wheels. How kick ass is that? It had two flat tires and still moves...except for the engine problems.

Karma Coma and the Batmobile

News Flash!!! The hotel next to the one I stayed at in Jordan just got bombed. WTF!?

So on the lighter side of life I have an image here that explains what we’ve all been wondering all these years after we wash our hands.

More news. My big brother is Moving…….I think he’s living in the garage, just like I used to when I went to school in Bozeman, while they fix the new pad up for proper habitation. The cool part about living in a garage is that it’s the one room in a house that has the largest window that opens completely. That’s awesome. My little brother, has a girlfriend, I think? And there’s no way to know for sure. Maybe he has four, the little pimp…. Or none? I shouldn’t post this but I am. Because I can. And that’s awesome.

Next there is a car that the Kermster needs to see. A vintage Mercedes with wings on the tail. This one is from Luxor, but Cairo is chuck full of em. I have no idea why there is so many, but a couple streets over from mine there are nearly ten. Hot Damn!

The Petra Pan

I simply want you to see this. I made it using autostitch. This is the ancient city of Petra...
If you can see, there are two schmucks on top of the temple about 25% over from the the right side.

My Christmas Wish List

So I saw this Niva this morning. It’s not a good picture but it brought to mind the things that I really want that won’t improve my life at all. The whole idea of having a car in Cairo is simply a bad one. The statistic I heard…197000 traffic related deaths per year, translates to the worst per capita traffic death rate in the world, over shooting the runner up by a long shot. This means that I won’t be driving. And I don’t have the sixth sense of honking either. And because I lack this, I had murderous thoughts when stuck in traffic. But I'm over it now. Now I don’t want a Niva. I mean I still dream of it and it Russian sexiness. An observation I made last week was that every one I saw had a gigantic tool box in the back. This is maybe not a good thing. But like boy scouts, it’s always good to be prepared.
I would like a job that pays. Because I want a new camera. I used to want a Toyota 4Runner, but I have a sweet 4x4 Toyota Van. No, I really want a new Canon 350D digital body because of all the sweet things I’ve seen in the last three years. And more importantly the last three months. Holy Smokes. So if you read this and want to buy me one off eBay, I can tell you it’s about 700 bucks. You can have my address too. Here’s a preemptive thanks. Thanks.
One day when I get some cool mapping output I can show you the awesomeness of Earth Observation Imagery. It’s quite impressive to see the western desert and the beauty it portrays through different bands of the electromagnetic spectrum. I can work on this for tomorrow. It is as Garrett says, awesomeopposomator. That’s kiwi for “another pint please”.
A day in the life of my laptop…is rough. I’ve owned the little beast for about 4 months and she’s kickin strong. I drag the thing everywhere. To Maadi, and Zamalek, Heliopolis and back to the coffee shop to hop on the net. The paint is peeling off the speaker mesh. And I bet the USB ports will be the first to wear out. I had a dream that the monitor saved my life in a street fight, and still worked afterwards, but not very, well let’s say maybe half of it worked. I do want to thank the guy at Ace Mountain Works who converted my broken Crazy Creek into a sweet lappy padded sleeve because it kicks ass. And Crazy Creek for letting me keep it to do this. I think that they should do this with the warranty items and make money off trash. And I came up with it so I want a piece. So I can buy that camera. Thanks.

The Jordan Conspiracy and who makes collapsing walkways?

So this last weekend I ventured to the land of Petra. This as you may know is the temple where the last Indian Jones movie was filmed. And yes it is awesome. It is a wadi or seasonal drainage carved out of sandstone. The ancient locals, the Nabetaeans, carved this valley of tombs and facades into the sandstone rock faces. They also knew a lot about sandstone because they diverted the water from the area to other places, to evade water damage on the temples and tombs and to irrigate their agriculture elsewhere. Now that the modern government is in the management position, as well as the effect of earthquakes, you can see the degradation in the weak stone. Most of this valley is in excess of 2000 years of age. If you have the chance to visit, do it soon as the negative impact from people may disease this gem before anyone knows what happened….
Bedouins kick ass, so go to the desert and get your groove on!

Western Asia: An outsider’s intro

I bet that some of you people that read this blog have no idea who I am. This is a good thing, because I don’t want to incriminate the real me. I can be referred to as Kito Montanito. If you ever see my photo IDs you will know that I work for the CIA. Actually I am a BioGeographer, and I live in Cairo, Egypt, one of the biggest small towns Ive ever been at a whopping 20 million peoples plus. THEY actually have no idea, considering that refugees and the poverty don’t count, as well as the general foreign working population.
Getting on with it. This place rocks. I don’t suggest driving. Really. But that’s ok because a one hour taxi is like ten dollars. A beer is a buck. Food is cheap and don’t swim in the Nile or you’ll get a little something something . The local population is essentially striving for one thing, depending on their sex. They want to be pharaoh or queen. That’s it. And they bust this mentality out on the street everyday with a little power play here and there. So I smile and pretend that I know “that” Arabic word and laugh, and leave. Crazy people. I love ‘em. Don’t get the schisto.

Endtroducing...

this is the brand new weblog for Kito. coming soon you will find a splendid array of imagery and storytelling gone wrong. I wish I could get the images off my phone...shit. stay tuned...