Saturday, February 11, 2006

Deep in the Jungle...




Im just kidding. Theres no jungle here 'cept for the urban one.

I want to illustrate the downcomings of mankind, ie, the idea of having a great time and the makings of a hangover:

1. You will need a fierce tollerance for pain
2. A plan
3. Some friends
4. A birthday
5. Alcohol

So as soon as you have reached stage 5 the previous elements no longer matter, kinda:

The pain is dissolved by the drink. The plan is undermined by friends and drink and song. Nobody remembers how they got there or whos birthday it is or what happened to the hundreds of pounds that were in your pocket. What the hell are they talking about? Infact who are those people? Where am I? I think I know you, right?

And then you wake up... You wish you hadn't. Death seesm like a viable option...
So somehow, and I dont know why this is possible or why humans like gross food after the hurt but we got a big dose of McDonalds...delivered!!! I mean WTF?


I totally forgot that Egypt had won the Africa Cup of Nations last night. Oh? Only after sudden death... till the penalty shots. We rock.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

there will be a day in your exciting life when you wake up in the indubious pain and say why, why why, that is enough, enough of this self inflicted terrible, horiable massive pain! no more and there will be no more, but will still have as much fun, and i will remember what i did last night. wake up with no pain.....
herray........

Turfdraagster said...

I doubt it...

self-inflicted pain is a self-actualiztion that life is real. If the times to be had are too good to be true, might as well test it out and see if hangovers work, meaning that the balance of p;easure and pain are intact = Im still alive, ie, wheres the pub?

Anonymous said...

o man what great come back. i love the way your mind works! never would have thought of it. I do need your help though. I keep hitting my finger with the hammer, i love wood working and hate to give it up, but my thumbs are in so much pain and damage i have trouble brushing my teeth and eating. how can i master my mind like you have with drinking to eliminate the pain in my thumbs and continue to work with wood. Please master of the universe mind society, tell me soon, i need to finish framing a picture but am scared to pick up the hammer.

Turfdraagster said...

try more drinking...eventually you'll forget that youre woodworking and do something else and then you wont be hitting your thumbs and you'll still be happy

Anonymous said...

so FUN = PAIN OK? so pain is fun, therefore go out hit my hand for the fun of it so i can have pain? and if you never have fun you never have pain. so to have fun don't hit my hand or have a hangover? i am confused. so i should just sit here for the pain of it or the fun of it?

Turfdraagster said...

well do it for the wetness of it. or you could change it up and hit other people for the fun of it.

Anonymous said...

i think you should both take turns pounding beers and then eachother with hammers, maybe even at the same time...now that sounds like a good time to me! CHEERS!

Turfdraagster said...

The funny part is that I dont even drink...

Anonymous said...

and i don't even own a hammer just a set of screw drivers.....

Anonymous said...

Heh. I'll hit someone with a hammer. Or a screwdriver.