Our response: "You have got to be kidding, nothing can live in Nile except for it own vile toxicity... and maybe those 'snail egg skin worms' (gross), I heard about that guy that went swimming...ahhh!"
US Embassy response: "Whatever...you're fine"
--- ---
Local News (as in very local, like my building): "theres a strange rumbling...like a helicopter is test landing on the roof... and its disturbing my work" --said current resident Dr. Keith when questioned about the productivity of the inhouse coffee maker and its relative correlations to ward off sleep deprived muscle spasms and wandering thought processes...
No comments:
Post a Comment