Invasion of the Not-so-killer Nannies...PART 4...

While in Leb there is was a strange anomaly that had occurred. At one point in time, for example, at the Intercontinental on the slopes, I was puffing a rediculous $12 sheesha and sipping a beer and observing all these little Vietnamese ladies. Well, theyre actually Phillipinos, and theyre all nannies. Unbeknownst to me, Phillipinos are the best imported nanny that your time can buy.

Later, in Beruith, and stuffing my face with pasta, I looked around and it was family day. That means that mom and dad walk around and discuss political tactics and the kid(s) trail behind eating stuff off the street and falling over and pretnding to cry until they see that new peice of rusty cable to stick in their mouths... only to be saved by the infamous Phillipino Nanny. She has the classy attire that the family wears like the leather jacket and expensive pants, and does the job of a construction cleanup crew and mother of twelve at the same time.

In fifteen minutes we counted over 23 unique nannies that walked infront of our resturant in tow with stupid toys and fat kids on a leash. In total I reckon there were at least 250 that we saw.

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So I have decided that I want a Filipino nanny. Maybe two. I havent peed in diapers for at least 6 months and am fairly potty trained. I have plastic toys that I dont want to play with that we can bring to dinner. And she can wear Carharts and deliver beer and load the sheesha and learn great jokes like "whats brown and sticky?" She can update me of new Strongbad Emails.

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Also in Leb, I totally fell in the biggest puddle on the walk home from the slopes. I was trying to walk in the slush island on the side and slipped and barrel rolled through the wetness covering myself in filthy mudness and filling up my left glove with goo sampled from the moisture reserve. After testing and analysis, we detirmined that the collected goo came from a puddle just east of the slopes and that the glove in question was, indeed, moistificated.

I also found Naty Dawg stealing drinks....